If you want to do the Steve Urkel dance,
All you have to do is hitch up your pants,
Bend your knees, and stick out your pelvis;
(I'm telling you, baby, it's better than Elvis!).
-Do the Urkel Dance
Stars are something you see in the night sky. Jaleel White is like the moon; nay, he is much more stellar than that. His accolades include: a Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards Nomination (1996).
Venus, the goddess of love and beauty...is full of hot air.
Jaleel is a more divine figure, like Jupiter: King of the Gods.
About 6 years ago, there was an internet hoax. Jaleel White committed suicide and left a note stating: 'Did I do that?'.
March 19th is the premier. This will be the first, and only time I will watch this show. No, that's not true, I'm not fooling anyone.
I leave you with this: the best episode of Family Matters (abbreviated version).