Cloverfield
85 minutes
PG-13
This movie is a non stop thrill ride. It's a Godzilla rip off, which in itself is not a problem. Cloverfield was full of cinematic gimmicks and trickery. It sucks you in, even though it's completely hollow. After the film ends, you are left with an empty feeling, a feeling we are all too familiar with, like after watching Micheal Bay's ejaculate on celluloid (Transformers). It would be unconscionable to recommend this movie to your worst enemy.
Final Verdict: 12 out of a possible 100
