"Hate in your heart will consume you too."

-Will Smith, Just the Two of Us

They say that if you throw shit at a wall, some of it will stick, but really—that is not always the case.

Watching Conan is like getting robbed at knife point, you replay it over and over, but you can never make sense of it all. It's just a nightmare that will always haunt you.

Morgan Freeman narrates this epic, non-penguin movie; and by my count, this marks his eighteenth narration gig. As I write this article, I see a movie preview on in the background. Apparently, Morgan Freeman is narrating/starring in Dolphin Tale, about a dolphin that loses his tail in a crab trap, but I digress.