Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long
If you’re going my way
I wanna drive it all night long .
-Biking Montage on BAYWATCH, Season 3, Episode 12 ‘A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH’

There’s nothing more exciting than cyclists. So if you liked PACIFIC BLUE, then you’re mentally handicapped.

Like newspaper columnists, couriers only exist in movies because people find them to be boring.

Like Warwick Davis, little Tommy Solomon is in no hurry to grow up. You think he’s past that phase of perpetual adolescence for good this time. But bam! Here is playing a paper boy. There are only two types of people that deliver papers on bikes: 12-year old boys, and complete failures.